Rev Ross started with a joke about Pres Bush seeing a man in an airport who looked like Moses ...went up to him and said, "you look like Moses...are you?" No response. Repeated it and again, no response. Confused and thinking maybe hard of hearing, backed up a bit and repeated, "I said that you look like Moses. Are you? Why don't you answer me?" Again, no response.
Pres. Bush went to one of his nearby Secret Service guys and said, "That guy standing there in the white robe, beard, with a staff, etc., looks like Moses but I can't get a reaction or response from him. What do you think?" Secret service guy says he'll check and goes over and quietly says, President Bush says you look like Moses, but won't answer him. Are you?" Moses leans over and whispers into Secret Service guy's ear, "Yes, but the last time I talked to a bush, I was exiled into the desert for 40 years. And when I came back, I led my people to the only spot in the Middle East without oil."
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