CanuckLynn
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« on: February 01, 2010, 11:13:45 pm » |
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A preacher trained his horse to go when he said, "Praise the Lord," and to stop when he said, "Amen". The preacher mounted the horse, said, "Praise the Lord" and went for a ride.
When he wanted to stop for lunch, he said, "Amen".
He took off again, saying, "Praise the Lord".
The horse started going toward the edge of the cliff. The preacher got excited and said, "Whoa!". Then he remembered and said, "Amen", so the horse stopped at the edge. The preacher was so relieved that he looked up to heaven and said, "Praise the Lord!"
....OH OH!!
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Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil- it has no point.
Hebrews 11:1 (NIV) Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see.
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jesusinmemsb
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Jesus Is Lord Of My Life!
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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2010, 06:40:17 am » |
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« Last Edit: February 02, 2010, 06:44:13 am by jesusinmemsb »
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kje123
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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2010, 03:14:27 pm » |
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Sure, blame the horse.
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"When all else fails, read the instructions" 2 Timothy 3:16
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CanuckLynn
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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2010, 03:40:50 pm » |
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Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil- it has no point.
Hebrews 11:1 (NIV) Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see.
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lillibet53
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2010, 07:04:06 pm » |
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oOHHHH no Brian & Markers at it again!
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