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lillibet53
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« on: February 02, 2010, 01:35:06 pm » |
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What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I
was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete
so
it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my
story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
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CanuckLynn
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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2010, 03:47:52 pm » |
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 What a good sense of imagination...or is it story-telling!
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Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil- it has no point.
Hebrews 11:1 (NIV) Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see.
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TABBYCATMELVIN
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2010, 12:39:12 pm » |
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I WONDER IF THIS DIET WOULD REALLY WORK. HUUMMMMMMMMMMM. MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE IT A TRY. ROTFL.
LOVE YOUR SISTER IN CHRIST, TABITHA
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We all need to remember to lift each other up in prayer daily. We also need to remember that there is no problem big or small that God can't take care off. Wejust have to hand them over to him.
Love from your sister in Christ, Tabitha
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