lillibet53
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« on: February 10, 2010, 06:02:46 pm » |
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An office clerk, an accountant and their boss are walking to lunch one day when they come across an antique lamp. They rub it and POOF! out comes a genie. The genie says, "OK, I can grant only 3 wishes, so I'll give each of you one."
"Me first!" says the clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, lying on a sandy beach with a hot man beside me!" POOF! she's gone.
Then the accountant says, "I want to be lounging in a Jacuzzi in a fancy hotel suite in Brazil with the world's hottest supermodel beside me and a champagne fountain beside the Jacuzzi but within reach." POOF! he's gone.
The genie says to the office manager, "OK, your turn.what do you want?"
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch!"
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CanuckLynn
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« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2010, 09:54:34 am » |
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LOL Now that office manager sounds familiar!!
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Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil- it has no point.
Hebrews 11:1 (NIV) Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see.
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TABBYCATMELVIN
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« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2010, 10:12:25 am » |
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I DON'T WANT TO WORK FOR THAT PERSON
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We all need to remember to lift each other up in prayer daily. We also need to remember that there is no problem big or small that God can't take care off. Wejust have to hand them over to him. Love from your sister in Christ, Tabitha
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BaldEagle4Christ
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« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2010, 11:56:45 am » |
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lol lol
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Repentance involves (Change),in your attitudes,your mind and in your action.
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