One for the Ladies!

[CanuckLynn]

Hi E1!   

This one I could really relate too because almost all of them speak of my sweet loving beloved husband! 
 
10 Reasons God Created Eve 
 
       10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because He knew men would never ask for directions.
       
      9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don't want to see what is on TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on TV.
       
      8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for him.
       
      7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appt for himself.
       
      6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.
       
      5. God knew that if the world was to be populated there would have to someone to bear children because men would never be able to handle it.
       
      4. As Keeper of the Garden Adam would never remember where he put his tools.
       
      3. The Scripture account of creation indicates that Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
       
      2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone", he only ends up getting himself in trouble.
       
      And the NUMBER ONE reason...
       
      1. When God finished the creation of Adam he stepped back, scratched his head and said, "I can do better than that."

[DaytonaDreamin]

Amen to that Sister!!     just what i needed...  a good laugh  Thank you Georgie   

[Char4Jesus]

I read these to Marty and on most of them he said "I can agree with that", or "Yeah, I see that".  A few of them he didn't say anything, but when I read the last one, I thought he was going to fall out of his chair laughing!!!!!   He's already fallen out of the chair once and I wasn't looking forward to calling the firemen to come pick him up again   rofl.

God Bless you all each and everyday

Marty and Char